Child’s Play (2019)

1/10
No one requested a new Child’s Play movie, but here we are anyways. Jammed pack with terrible acting, a really bad story, and an even creepier “Buddi” doll, this movie is primed to fail and halt any sequels. It was pretty cool to see how Buddi connected to every electronic device ever created, which just means that Google “Home” and Amazon’s “Alexa” will soon come to life and kill everyone you know and love too. (That’s a great movie idea I just had, I want the copyright!) I barely remember the original movies (and sequels) but know I will forget this one as soon as I publish this article. If you don’t support this garbage today, they will stop making it in the future. (We hope).


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