I wish I had more to say about Brahms: The Boy II, but honestly, I don’t.
1/10
Ok, I’ll try. Here’s the only thing I learnt from watching the movie…that once you leave the Church of Scientology, you will never star in another meaningful film, ever. Katie Holmes must have been hard-pressed for work because no one in the right mind would want to participate in this project.
I thought The Boy was one of the most ridiculous things I had ever seen until they released THIS sequel. I only went to watch this (in a theatre all to myself) because I needed to know how bad it was. What transpired was a film where three adults and a kid took orders from a doll, a doll with the power to control people’s thoughts. Completely silly, right?
If you love horror movies and think Annabelle is scary or stupid, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve witnessed Brahms in action. Wow, this doll can turn his head with the best of them and be placed in the perfect spot to scare even the bravest without moving! (That was all sarcasm if you haven’t been following along.)
Anyways, like I said, it was tough to come up with something to write about this movie, which was complete nonsense. But wait, in case you skip part II, just know there should be a part III coming our way, with the creepy way this one ended. I can’t wait!
Ten Stars or Less 