If there was one word to describe The Kid Who Would Be King, it would be that this movie felt way too long. Whether it wanted to be a kids movie, an entertaining movie for adults, or something completely different, two hours is a long time to keep someone’s attention, when the story lacks all … More The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)
Aquaman goes by many names because he is a myth and legend. Whether you read comic books or just watch movies, the one thing you must understand about Jason Momoa’s Aquaman is he just saved the DC Universe. Marvel will always have The Avengers to lure fans to buy all their products. Say what you … More Aquaman (2018)
Mortal Engines is the kind of movie I love to write about. Slaughtered by critics and audiences across the globe, I went into it with little to no expectations. Those feelings must have helped because I loved this movie. I don’t care how bad the CGI was or how crazy the whole idea was. Hugo … More Mortal Engines (2018)
Mary Poppins returned to theatres and our homes in late 2018 as one of the greatest Christmas gifts we never asked for. The original Mary Poppins is hailed as one of Disney’s greatest movies, despite the much-talked backstory of how Walt obtained the story. Emily Blunt was probably the only choice to reprise the role … More Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
I am in a small group of the population who does not live and die with Star Wars, their epic characters, and out of this galaxy storylines. There seems to be a very deep divide on whether Solo: A Star Wars Story was good or bad, let alone necessary. So I went into this with … More Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Fantasia is the ultimate Disney classic. It was just the second film released under Walt, and the whole idea behind the film was unique and unheard of at the time. What was so special about it was that each story and song were open to interruption. Whether it was the artist, the composer, or the … More Fantasia (1940)
For the first 35 years of my life I had managed to avoid Alice in Wonderland. There is some crazy creatures in the woods of Wonderland that anyone who isn’t stoned probably wouldn’t enjoy this movie. Hailed as a cult classic and one of the finest movies Disney released forever ago, it is considered a … More Alice in Wonderland (1951)
I’m about to get roasted here and I understand why. Mary Poppins is loved across generations young and old. At some point in my life I probably saw this movie, even if it wasn’t from start to finish, I knew many things about the film and story. With the exception of a few catchy songs … More Mary Poppins (1964)
This movie was a joke. It also shouldn’t be called an Avengers movie when The Guardians of the Galaxy get more screen time than all of the Avengers combined. What pissed me off more than anything is like NO ONE is dead. If you believe we lost all those characters and that four of them … More Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Four long years went by and the producers of the Friday the 13th series must have spent that whole time panicking. Their famous slasher had disappeared, killed off in the sewers of New York City. In an attempt to bring him back from dead again, only to kill him for good, the writers came up … More Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
