Johnny Depp has played a handful of memorable characters in film history, with Sweeny Todd being one of them. I can openly admit I have only enjoyed watching Depp in a handful of roles and really can’t stand his more iconic ones, like Jack Sparrow. Much to the surprise of my wife, I had never … More Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
It is no secret that I hate zombies and most things related to zombies. Although zombies have always fascinated people, only recently (the last decade) has the mass media got on the zombie freight train. The Walking Dead gave zombies a whole new lease on life, and with that came a thousand projects based on … More Warm Bodies (2013)
Jaws The Revenge has to be one of the worse sequels to any movie ever. In standard horror movies, the killers survive and come back again and again. That story works because we know that these characters often have superhuman powers that allow for their stories to continue. When a great shark dies, it dies. … More Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
One of my favourite aspects of writing movie reviews is coming with ratings to drive people crazy. As mentioned in previous Jaws reviews, I explained how the first one is a classic, and the second was a bomb. Most people love the original, hate the second, and can’t quite comprehend the third one. Filmed in … More Jaws 3-D (1983)
Unlike many iconic horror franchises that feature one antagonist who survives kill after kill, there are thousands of Great White Sharks in the water, and many of them are willing to step up to the plate. Jaws II picks up some years after the first one and is a carbon copy of the original. Our … More Jaws 2 (1978)
Before I get into the heart of this review, I just need to get this off my chest. Rosemary’s Baby was absolute garbage. I understand horror movies differ today from 40 years ago but come on people. There is nothing scary about this movie at all. If it was terrifying, horrific even, I would have … More Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
Quite honestly, I didn’t know a third Candyman movie existed, and after a long 1:32 film, I wish it had stayed that way. I’ve seen some horrible and terrible horror films in my lifetime, and I’ve rated a bunch of them on here. Never have I not cared about the outcome of a movie, let … More Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999)
Candyman II came out a few years after the original because it was so successful. Instead of leaving an excellent thing alone, they dragged poor Tony Todd out to the honeycomb again and put him through this awful movie. It appears that the Candyman has no boundaries since he used to kill in Chicago and … More Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)
Since Candyman is getting a remake in 202….0….1… I thought it was time to revisit the story of Daniel Robitaille, a movie that scared me at just 10 years old. I vaguely remembered this movie, but I do remember renting it because, like most of your parents, mine let me do some crazy things. This … More Candyman (1992)
Black Christmas was an absolutely terrible horror movie about Christmas. That’s it. There’s nothing else to say. Well, wait, there is. Why on earth did this story get a film? It makes no sense whatsoever. My theory is, frat boys at some college got drunk one night and giggled their way through the script. I … More Black Christmas (2019)
