Child’s Play (2019)

1/10 No one requested a new Child’s Play movie, but here we are anyways. Jammed pack with terrible acting, a really bad story, and an even creepier “Buddi” doll, this movie is primed to fail and halt any sequels. It was pretty cool to see how Buddi connected to every electronic device ever created, which … More Child’s Play (2019)

Backdraft 2 (2019)

It has been 28 years since the McCaffrey brothers teamed up to fight some of the toughest fires in Chicago while trying to catch an arsonist who happened to be one of their own. The cast included Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert DeNiro, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Rebecca DeMornay, and Scott Glenn. To say … More Backdraft 2 (2019)

Ugly Dolls (2019)

Ugly Dolls may be based on stuffed animals that are not so ugly, but the real ugliness here comes from the story the movie is based around. To be completely honest with all of you, I went to see this movie for one reason and one reason only; gibberish cat. He is voiced by director … More Ugly Dolls (2019)

The Hustle (2019)

If you bother to ever watch The Hustle, you will have been robbed of either your time or money or both. I went into this film wondering how terrible the story and performances would be, only to be blown away by terrible the story and performances actually were. Why on earth did Anne Hathaway sign … More The Hustle (2019)

Little (2019)

The poster says “She woke up like this” when it should have said, “<– Movie sucks with her, Movie is okay with her –>”. None of three leading ladies could have saved this movie, which is just a poor man’s version of Tom Hanks’ hit movie Big. Regina Hall is a pretty funny actress who … More Little (2019)

Hellboy (2019)

I have never seen the other Hellboy movies or read the comics. Quite honestly, I don’t think I am missing anything at all. After all these years and not much fan request for another movie, here comes Hellboy again in 2019. To sum up, this amped up CGI monster movie was loud, obnoxious, trashy, and … More Hellboy (2019)

Stockholm (2019)

If you watched Stockholm, I can only hope you were as disappointed as I was. Personally, I love all things Swedish, so I was thrilled to see a movie set in Stockholm about a historical Swedish bank robbery. This event caused the media to coin the phrase “Stockholm Syndrome”, which is a term used to … More Stockholm (2019)