Ugly Dolls (2019)

Ugly Dolls may be based on stuffed animals that are not so ugly, but the real ugliness here comes from the story the movie is based around. To be completely honest with all of you, I went to see this movie for one reason and one reason only; gibberish cat. He is voiced by director … More Ugly Dolls (2019)

The Hustle (2019)

If you bother to ever watch The Hustle, you will have been robbed of either your time or money or both. I went into this film wondering how terrible the story and performances would be, only to be blown away by terrible the story and performances actually were. Why on earth did Anne Hathaway sign … More The Hustle (2019)

Little (2019)

The poster says “She woke up like this” when it should have said, “<– Movie sucks with her, Movie is okay with her –>”. None of three leading ladies could have saved this movie, which is just a poor man’s version of Tom Hanks’ hit movie Big. Regina Hall is a pretty funny actress who … More Little (2019)

Hellboy (2019)

I have never seen the other Hellboy movies or read the comics. Quite honestly, I don’t think I am missing anything at all. After all these years and not much fan request for another movie, here comes Hellboy again in 2019. To sum up, this amped up CGI monster movie was loud, obnoxious, trashy, and … More Hellboy (2019)

Stockholm (2019)

If you watched Stockholm, I can only hope you were as disappointed as I was. Personally, I love all things Swedish, so I was thrilled to see a movie set in Stockholm about a historical Swedish bank robbery. This event caused the media to coin the phrase “Stockholm Syndrome”, which is a term used to … More Stockholm (2019)

Destroyer (2019)

I’ve got only one pun and I’m going to use it right off the bat… I am going to destroy this movie with this review. Destroyer is getting praised left, right, and center. I want to know what kind of drugs these people are one because it could be destroying their careers and lives. Seriously … More Destroyer (2019)

Escape Room (2019)

January is really the month where movies go to die. If you don’t believe me, lock yourself in Escape Room. Six strangers find themselves locked in a fake but deadly game of Escape Room. In order to survive, people need to start dying as the team progress through each room with a chance to win … More Escape Room (2019)